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2009-10-08 - The Urban Meanderthal

There is a special place in hell reserved just for those people that I affectionately call Meanderthals. They are thos people that wander slowly and aimlessly down the paveme....... more

2009-09-28 - The threat of Zombie Kittens

It occurred to me over breakfast, as things often do, that the world is not prepared for an attack from Zombie Kittens.

Popular media has spent the best part of 80....... more

2009-09-21 - A use for Wasps - Finally!

Throughout my life I have encountered many questions to which I do not have the answer.

Why do bad things happen to good people?
What is the meaning of life? ....... more

2009-09-18 - Sock Osmosis

I don't know about you but my sock drawer houses what some would call a disproportionate amount of odd socks.

This is chiefly due to a little known phenomenon known ....... more

2009-09-16 - Sharks are Assholes ...